Highlights of texting my sister

(Context: Julie got a stress fracture during her penultimate week at Quantico.)

Her: So I can take you along to PT with me at Miramar when you're here over winter break. But you have to call me Lieutenant Quinn.

Me: If you start limping, it's gonna be Lieutenant Dan. With the Gump voice.

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Me: I can loan you some of my preworkout before PT if you want.

Her: "Loan"? You want me to throw it up when I'm done?

Me: Don't be stupid. I'll bring a hypo along with me and take it out of your bloodstream.

(no subject)

You know how in Fallout 4 you get special dialogues with a companion if they hate your guts enough? And if you get to a certain point that that companion will ditch you? 

Well, I was thinking about Bethesda maybe doing something around Ronto, and:

 

"Not your buddy, guy!" (Watch on YouTube)