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Jack ([personal profile] thisisnotajournal) wrote2015-12-01 02:40 pm
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Highlights of texting my sister

(Context: Julie got a stress fracture during her penultimate week at Quantico.)

Her: So I can take you along to PT with me at Miramar when you're here over winter break. But you have to call me Lieutenant Quinn.

Me: If you start limping, it's gonna be Lieutenant Dan. With the Gump voice.

Me: I can loan you some of my preworkout before PT if you want.

Her: "Loan"? You want me to throw it up when I'm done?

Me: Don't be stupid. I'll bring a hypo along with me and take it out of your bloodstream.